February 23, 2009

  • WTFBIRTHDAY

    I wasn't on Xanga yesterday, and I logged in this afternoon to find a metric-ton of messages. My initial thought was that someone decided to send the same message a billion times, which is pretty much what happened.

    So, it was John Hiler's birthday, which pretty much is a national holiday, and for some reason, that means *I* get extra mail. Just when I was sure there were no major holidays until Easter (Where all the Christians will be sure to let us know it's "TRUE MEANING", which will be countered by Liberals writing their version of Easter, because obviously, no one can just shut up and Give Me Candy without starting a pissy argument about whether or not certian religions were involved) but I guess I stand corrected, although, we do have Mardi Gras coming up, which I hope Dan uses to ask girls to send him pictures of themselves lifting up their shirts in exchange for Xanga-beads.

    So, happy anniversary of your emergence from your mother's vagina, John; one more digit has passed on that great countdown to your obliteration from reality into the void of nothingness that means nada on a cosmic scale because God doesn't exist.

    You did, though, create my favorite website. So thanks!

    ^_^

    Anyway, I'm glad you've all sent everyone a notice saying it's John's birthday, because everyone needs uplifting mail, especially after stuff like this happens:

     


    Tra-la-la-la-la

     

Comments (47)

  • LOL!

  • Haha.  I love the message John gave back.

    I would like to say sorry to all those people who received mass messages because of me.

    I would like to say sorry but I won't.

  • i prefer the old facepalm

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  • Too bad it wasn't really Johns birthday. You have slutbugerwithcheese to thank for that wonderful rumor. Don't worry, about a thousand people fell for it.

     including me.

  • I fell for this rumor.

  • Lawl

  • Next rumour:

    Congratulations to avenuetothereal on her recent bat mitzvah.

  • We get candy for Easter because the color of the cross matches the color of chocolate and the cross was stuck in a rabbit hole, which is why we get chocolate bunnies to eat. 

    Duh.

  • LOL HAHAHA

  • glad I didn't mention anything... and then to find out it was a joke? even better!
    @lyricsninja - LMAO!

  • EDT: God. What a horrible site, I can't even post my ascii art without getting raped.

  • I want to let you know that NONE of the forwarded messages were mine. I respect you way too much, Nori. Plus I hate mass messages.

  • hahahaha the response

  • Did John really do that? WOW hahaha

    So, happy anniversary of your emergence from your mother's vagina,
    John; one more digit has passed on that great countdown to your
    obliteration from reality into the void of nothingness that means nada
    on a cosmic scale because God doesn't exist.

    I am going to use that on a friend's birthday card. Thanks for the idea. :D

  • I wish John did that. He seems too nice to do that though!

  • Holy crap I love John. A while back I was jokingly complaining about how xanga is a bad boyfriend because it didn't do anything at all to celebrate our 1,000 day anniversary, and John FOUND ME and APOLOGIZED for it!  He is the shit. Tewtally.

    ,
    Megan

  • ALALALALALALALALA

    the fun of Mass Massacre Messaging

  • on another note, was it really lostwanderer2's birthday? 

  • Hehehehe

  • delicious birthdays

  • You should totally write birthday cards for Hallmark!

  • I like celebrations of being exiled from a uterus. So liberating, burn those cigars!

  • I believe that that was the most appropriate response to that message. I should have been followed with a strong go keel yourself! 

  • oh noes.

  • Getting the bird from John.

  • lol

  • i'm soooo proud of John for that reply, you have no idea. douchebag really deserves the middle finger like heath ledger deserve an oscar. 

  • It's all Dan's fault. It always is.

  • I didn't wish John a Happy Birthday...I would feel bad about that but the last time he commented me was to tell me I was a terrorist! Ha, ha. I better go wish him a happy b-day anyway.

  • That can't be any worse than the major mass mailing I got about some new device/application for Xanga...and people I didn't even know had to tell me about it. OY! There are days when this mass messaging thing is a real bitch.

    Well, rumor, eh? Then I don't feel guilty about not spamming his mail box with another bogus birthday greeting.

  • I plan my own Easter after I die.

  • It wasn't actually his birthday, you know.

    Also, that bird from John message was great. The best part is the guy's username.

  • I just ignored it. As I ignore every mass message. They already wasted time sending the message, why would I waste more time reading it? 

  • Are xanga-beads anything like anal beads...?

  • HEHE!!

  • Once again, you get right to the heart of it, my friend. Its all about the candy.

  • Aw, now I'm feelling bad that I did not inlvove in such a happy occasion to start mass messaging.  There's always next time!

  • when'sYOUR birthday anyway?

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    hoper this works :P

  • -snickersnort- very nice

  • @muscleriderohjal - what is that supposed to be?  I can see something within the "y's" but I can't make it out.

  • FUNNNNY!

  • spawnmoaroverlords: I thought that was annoying to listen to in game when you're mashing "sz" in an epic rush.

    apparently it's even worse in real life.

  • All I want is candy too, people just don't get that!

  • @aleesuhnmuhree - please refer to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myX0wLOH4no

  • @muscleriderohjal - Kk.  No problem

  • @muscleriderohjal - -snickersnort- AWESOME!  I love when things get run over by steam rollers.

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