August 17, 2009
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What's your most prized possession? Why?
This question was sort of hard for me to answer, but I felt like I had to do it, because it's the goddang Featured Question, duh! I have so many things I treasure: My Family, The perception that I'm free, Chapstick, A box full of naked barbies, My Posh-Spice bobble-head, The Carpet in my house, My pimples, Treasure chest filled with gold coins, Memories of my childhood, Memories my alien abduction that I was able to restore through hypnotism, Hanukkah, My fuckin' Swear Jar which probably has like 80 dollars in it, My Enrique Inglesias CD, My pet rock Johnny, 5 lbs of pure orange kush (NOT REALLY!), The voices in my head, The voices in my kidneys, The voices in my tibia, Cannibalism, My Utada Hikaru poster that I pray to every evening before I go to sleep, My Hilary Duff poster that I throw one egg at every morning, My porcupine pal, et cetera.
You know, there are so many things that I prize. For example, I have a Karate trophy that shows that I got third place at a tournament, which I display proudly in my room despite that fact that there were only three people in my division, counting myself, but I still show it to guests. "Yeahhhh." I say with a smile, "I'm pretty much a badass." and then I ask them if they'd like to touch my trophy. After they hold it for like five seconds, I'm like "Alright, that's enough." and snatch it away to place back on display. Fuck yeah.
My most prized possession, though, is this soul that I possess. Just to clarify, it's not my soul. You know how certain people just get possessed by demons and then acquire the ability to eat glass and turn their heads all the way around? Well, instead of being possessed by a demon, that person got possessed by ME. Ironically, I possessed the soul of an Exorcist, and even more ironically, he sought counselling and medication to treat me.
I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!
Comments (31)
The voice in my stomach always seems to have say over what everything else says.
Also, longtime no see!
You're back.
Yayyyyyyyyyyy.
Remember those wrestling buddy doll/pillow things from the 80s/90s? They were mainly WWF wrestlers. Well, I have one. Except, it's Wayne Gretzky from when he was with the Los Angeles Kings. He was a Christmas gift from my parents when I was about 10 and I have always had him around. He sits in my bed even now 14 (almost 15) years later. He's got some holes and sewn areas on him but he's still great. I'm not sure if he is my most prized possession because I could lose all my stuff and be fine but he certainly is a top 5.
I should blog about it...
Whoa, you're back!
I'm going to say this as tacfully as I can. It's about god damn time.
You are pretty much a badass.
*leaves your site shouting "she's alive! alive I tell you!*
As much as I'd like to jump in with everyone else and say, "hey look everyone, it's Joe Nameth"! I'm not going to because you're not Joe Nameth. Also, I get the feeling you're just visiting. BUT, it's always great when you do drop by.
You know what? I really think you should hit me up on the AIM some time (S/N = Lithium98). Like when you're bored or something.
Did I mention chatting with me is recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors who've lost their license to practice medicine?
I demand to see pics of your pet rock Johnny. Pet rocks are so KY00T! <3!
I'm not too sure - he's not quite a possession but my pet and friend - my king charles cavalier spanel Charlie, I love him he's an old dog but he's the most cherished pet ever.
soulress
Awesome!
I wanna see the pet rock!!! Hehe, I love your prized possessions, they are very cool!
I have pet clothespin friends, one's name is Johnny Fever. He's more of a lover than a possession.
(What? Did I really just say that?)
Geez Louise I've missed you, even though your name isn't Louise, it's Nori-fucking-moto.
Third place in a division of three people. That's awesome.
Okay, I was going to try to say something, but words cannot express an adequate reply to that. Well done, Nori-san.
Sounds like you claim to be more evil than I, but its too early in the morning to argue.
@Laryssa - wow. clothes pin LOL
funny as hell... glad i stumbled across you. made my day a little better
The voices in my kidneys are evillllllllllllllllllllll. D:
back in force, i see.
She's alive!
posh-spice, huh? nice. american idol will be your fav show in no time.
My Xanga prized possession is when you blog. Now, I demand one post per two days, pronto!
I missed these posts. Hope you're back for a while.
@PeanuttJones - Haha, well I'm glad I could be a delight! Cheers
I have a huge first place trophy from a race I finished second to last in.
Yep.
oh how you make me laugh.
lol Utada Hikaru. I love Sakura Drops =P
Welcome back. I recently wrested my soul back from a person who had held it hostage for four years. I CAN FINALLY SEE MYSELF IN THE MIRROR AGAIN!!!!!
my schecter electric, i love this thing, once i picked it up it totally changed my life.
Ah... The swear jar. This is probably slightly more familiar than I'd like for it to be... Somehow though, mine only has about $60. *chuckles* I know because I counted it yesterday and felt a "small" amount of shame; just not enough to make the amount of change lessen itself.
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