June 27, 2011

  • Angry letter to Apple Computers

    Dear Apple Computers, inc.,

    I am writing this letter to you out of concern for the safety of your product, the Apple "iPad". It has come to my attention that you have no warning label on this product for the Apple "iPad" concerning it's potential as a choking hazard. On June 26th, 2011, I had to be rushed to the Emergency Room after accidentally ingesting your product, which became clogged in my esophagus, and had to be removed in a 4-hour operation that nearly cost me my life. This is a very serious matter that needs to be addressed immediately, as the increasing costs of healthcare could certainly lead to numerous lawsuits concerning your product, the Apple "iPad". Therefore, I am petitioning Apple Computers, inc., to re-call the "iPad", and redistribute them accordingly with a proper warning label that addresses the issue of the "iPad" as a choking hazard. That being said, I am not going to sue because I love Apple Computers, and proudly have been pwning Macs since 1994 and have been doing so ever since. I am eagerly awaiting the launch of your latest product, the "iPad nano", which I heard about from reliable sources (my friends).

    Regards,

    Nicole Richie

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