Sayanora! Greeting from Japan!
Japan is sexy country with many wonderful qualities!
In Japan, we don't eat with fork! Fork cost five hundred dollar!!! That is wonderfully crazy price for eating utensil! We eat with chopstick and are home to world's greatest eater Takeru Kobayashi who is better eater than Joey Chestnut who has no honor.
FORK ARE STUPID AND BAD FOR EATING TSUNAKE!!!
This is island of Japan. Japan is country rich with tradition and cultures! In Japan, you no wear shoes in house or we cut your genitals off with ginzu knife. In Japan, to showing respect, you bow. The lower you bow, the more respect you show. If you bow so low that you split forehead on ground, you show a ton of honor!!!! ^_^_^
North Korea not sexy -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Japan is full of sex ^_^_^
Wonderful and strange sex o_O_o
Japan make more porn than America! O_o_O
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J-Rock and J-Pop music is better than any other music in the world our artists are sexy and make wonderful and super music that is good for the listening.
ADE CHAI!!! Sushi-go-round is most wonderful and mystical wonder of the world. Our Sumos are unstoppable. A Japan Sumo can stop an M-1 tank with his belly!!!!! O_O
GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!! -_-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
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Notes:
I was originally going to make the Squidking's caption read "Come to Japan or I will rape you", but I thought that could misconstrued as potentially threatening, so I changed it.
lol you've managed to capture the essence of what Japan is in just a few paragraphs!
Japan is also the home of kanji, which has inspired hundreds of people who don't understand these characters to get tattoos which are supposed to say things such as "Faithful Friend" or "Free Spirit" on places such as their lower backs or rib cage. Sometimes these people are jipped, and these tattoos actually say things like "old hag" or "leg spreader." o_O
What.... the.... fuck, lol.
youforgotpocky.
Woah. Wow.
Well, you deserve a cookie. And Japan is pretty sexy. I love using chopsticks, even if I'm filipino (We use spoons and forks when we eat...it's very awkward when you're at a restaraunt, and everyone there eats the american way... :'[)
-throws a cookie at...YOU!-
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HA! I loved it! I have never been to Japan, but reading your article makes me wonder how much I am really missing
lol. well, you know, i think original caption would have been best
ryc: I like that. Simple, elegant, easy to understand. You win.
ryc: REALLY? My sisters are in love with those two blondies.
I'd go to Japan if it wasn't so expensive, and if Godzilla and that squid were on vacation. I've been to China though, and it was awesome. But it seems to me that Chinese culture is very different than Japanese culture.
re: puke
So nice to know I'm not alone, hahaha.
I would be offended if I was japansese. But im not.
I don't remember that Godzilla-shaped island near Japan...
you know...that squid leads to tentacle rape sex....stupid hentai!
"Japan is sexy"... lol
Never been to Japan... I plan to travel though so maybe one day... and Japan makes more porn than America? O.o
And I should learn some wicked breakdance moves? Why exactly?
---embrace?
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so!
Konichiwa!
mwah ha ha ha this is funny!
I would love to visit Japan someday.
Silly question, I'm sure, but do they require you to know quite a bit of Japanese or is it alright to be a dumb American there?
another entertaining entry......I was having sushi the other day for dinner, I especially love it with a shot of hot sake. YUM!
lol...umm?
ryc: she said she felt it was plagarized cuz it seemed like it was written by 2 diff ppl. so parts were strong and others weren't.
i think im gonna have some sushi this weekend....i was resisting...not after seeing that pic. thanks a lot buddy!
I have an insatiable desire to travel to Japan to shop. Mostly for platform shoes, awesome clothes, and J-pop CDs. Darn you, The Killers, and your music video based in Japan...
squid is mighty tasty... cooked or raw!!!
Oh, my, word.
RYC: Thanks for the comment. I'll be sure to take the advice to heart
Okay, first you imply that cats are somehow superior to poodles, which is a mortal sin in the form of heresy.
THEN you imply that somehow J-Pop is superior to the immortal guitar playing of Django Reinhardt who was touring playing gypsy jazz long before Bob Moog invented the technology that made the American 1980's Pop(and thus J-Pop) possible!
I admit Japan had minute importance in the evolution of endlessly amusing and insane wastes of time such as Otakon. But you should amend the mention of music in this post....
-Alexander the Zounderkite
Yes please.