About Me

  • About Me: My name is Nori, and I like you. =)

Video Games

  • Games I Play: Starcraft: Brood War
  • Consoles: PC
  • Favorite Characters: Artanis, because he is sexy.
  • Gaming Alias: aG.Light
  • Servers I Play On: Battle.net - US East
  • Favorite Classic Arcade Games: Bubble Bobble
  • Most Addictive: Starcraft
  • Proudest Achievements: Winning!
  • Favorite Soundtrack: Mercenaries 2
  • Clans: aG

Music

  • Favorite Artists: Too many to list
  • Favorite Albums: Ones that don't suck
  • Favorite Genre: Hip-Hop
  • Favorite Songs: Good ones
  • Favorite Lyrics: WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR!? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN'!
  • Songs for Roadtrips: "Goin' Back To Cali", but only when going back to Cali.
  • Songs I hate: Anything by the Pussycat Dolls
  • Guilty Pleasure: I listen to Britney Spears sometimes
  • Songs I repeat the most: I play the same Eminem songs over and over.
  • Band I wish I was in: I wish I was in the Pussycat Dolls so I could betray them

Movies

  • Favorite Actors: Adam Sandler, Sarah Silverman, Ana Faris, Jack Black, David Spade, Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg, Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Jet Li, Ben Stiller, Jonah Hill, Chris Farley, Chelsea Handler, Morgan Freeman, Regina Hall, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain, Charlie Day, Kaitlin Olsen, Will Ferrel, Jackie Chan, Chris Rock, and many many moar.
  • Favorite Genre: Comedy
  • Favorite Soundtracks: The Matrix Soundtrack
  • Movie Quotes I say all the time: I used to quote movies all the time, but I don't really do it very much.
  • Movies I can watch over and over: Dogma and Anger Management
  • Actor that would play me in a movie: No one is qualified to play me.

More About Me

  • Nicknames: I've been called many names before, most of which aren't worth repeating.
  • Nationality: American
  • Religion: Jedi
  • Heroes: : Villians
  • Interests: Ruining people's lives, knitting, cooking, Grey's Anatomy, cannibalism
  • Expertise: Fish oil
  • Occupation: Professional street mime
  • Industry: CIA

Television

  • Favorite Shows: Stella, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Seinfeld, Chelsea Handler Show, The Colbert Report, Southpark, 30 Rock, My Name Is Earl, Late Night With Conan O'Brien
  • Favorite Channels: The ones I don't get anymore
  • Favorite Reruns: Seinfeld re-runs
  • Most Addictive Show: Chuck
  • Favorite Late Night Talk Show: Late Night with Conan O'Brien
  • Favorite Episode: The one where the one guy says that funny thing.
  • Characters you relate to: Whoever kicks the most ass
  • Favorite Theme Song: The Power Rangers theme song. It's lyrics are so deep.
  • Show I Secretly Watch: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
  • Show I wished wasn't cancelled: Stella

Style

  • Where I shop: I don't
  • Brands I love: I don't care
  • I like to wear: Hoodies and pants, preferably with underwear
  • Can't live without: air
  • Prized Possessions: My computer and CD's
  • Guilty Pleasure: My alone time

Travel

  • Places I love: My house, the park, Chicago, Detroit, Florida
  • Places I've been: Nowhere important
  • Places to see before I die: Your mom's bedroom, New York, LA
  • Dream Vacation: A trip to the Ukraine

Food

  • Favorite Cuisine: Bruschetta with Caponata
  • Favorite Dishes: A plate of watermelon cubes
  • Favorite Desserts: Cheese cake, caramel apple, macaroni and cheese
  • Favorite Drinks: Water, skim milk, green tea, root beer
  • Favorite Junk Foods: Arby's roast beef sandwiches with fake cheese
  • Best meal ever: Taco tuesdays at Taco John's
  • My Original Recipes: My secret pizza sauce recipe
  • Favorite Restaurants: Subway, Quizno's, Cousin's Subs, Crackerbarrel, World Buffet, the Olive Garden
  • Foods I hate: Celery, Potatoes Au Gratin, Fish, Cheetos, Hot Dogs, frozen pizzas, fruitcakes, corn

Books

  • Favorite Authors: Dave Barry, Bill Watterson, Scott Adams, Douglas Adams, Robert Hamburger, Isaac Asimov and Mr. T
  • Favorite Genres: Romance nov... I mean comedy.
  • Favorite Characters: I don't play favorites. I hate everyone equally.
  • Favorite Quotes: "Thou shall not" ~ The chuuuch

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    • Name: Nori
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 5/16/2005

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  • AvenueToTheReal
    I began a string of stories, blurbs, essays and rants that would go down in history as the most legendary and profound things ever said ever.
  • i_heart_concussions
    I'm not sure... I shall leave memory for you! This is officially the day that you found Waldo hiding in your profile :)
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    I watched the year 2000 begin without any major incident. I remember that I wasn't worried at all.

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  • oneofnone
    hi. i guess this makes us "friends?" awesome. ciao.
  • Dare2BDiferentt
    How dare you return my messages without my permission.
  • BeautifulStarDust
    Hey! thanks for the add ^_^ i never got a chance to check out your site, and i'm glad I did cuz it's funny as hell. i'll definetly be reading/commenting as often as i can!
  • ClockworkBunny
    Thanks for the add! I mean, sure, you added me months ago, but I never left a "Thanks for the add!" comment. That error has now been remedied.
  • another_rebel_without_a_cause
    Chatboard, fool!
  • orangewallsmaria
    Heyy ^-^ thanks for accepting! I really like your blog c:
  • crazypassions
    hey there! we have a lot in common, your site cracks me up. keep it up.
  • definitionF
    Hi.
  • genesis_evolutions
    yo I dont get on xanga that often, but I was looking at ur site and noticed that u play sc, get back at me if u want to play sometime
  • Polaroids_and_Pins
    Nori, that's such an awesome name. Unlike many of the people that added me, i think i'll actually check yours out more often =P.