June 11, 2008
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The Chinese Post
祝贺，劳工。
手淫是很令人愉快的。多雨的内衣裤是有趣的。
当一个人爱一个女人的时候，他们拥有手。女人变得怀孕的。女人对人叫喊。人觉得这不公平的，所以他对女人叫喊。他们和解的做爱。人继续他的计算机。计算机显示 Xanga。人写经验，给他的灵魂留下伤痕了。他不希望是一个父亲。
很多天过去。女人和人决定有一个婚礼。他们已婚以便孩子代替一个将有两位父母。一对父母是将成为一个凶手的一个孩子的菜谱。跟一对父母一起的孩子经常掠夺和杀死。夫妻不是高兴的。他们经常会袭击彼此和说残酷的词。然后一条强大的龙从海上涨。龙吃他们两个都。
终止。这个故事意味着你应该把一个避孕套放到你的阴茎上。性可能是好的，但是一个应该节制。婴儿是不能被破坏的一个诅咒。
^_^
Comments (74)
you got problems.
Wow, how intelectual!
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i hate seeing chinese posts on xanga, i wish i could translate them but they're all "?"s
I'm sure it's a fantastic post...if I could read Chinese.
I can only read English and Spanish.
Have a great day, Nori!
我不知道什么您确切地写了上述，但使用一个网上翻译使自己看上去聪明。 虽然我怀疑它读按照计划。
The first few bit of an online translation had me laughing so hard, I didn't dare read the rest:
"Congratulation, laborer. The masturbation is very pleasant." *At this point the world became watery with tears of laughter*
ni hao.
bu dong.
I always wanted to oppress the chinese, myself.
what the....
gee, i need my dictionary (or my grandmother) for this.
Wish I could see the characters but my computer can't handle them so all I see are squares.
This is what Google says you're saying:
Congratulated the workers.
Masturbation was very pleasant. The wet underwear is interesting.
When a person love a woman, they have in hand. Women become pregnant. A woman shouted to the people. People feel that this is not fair, so he shouted to the woman. Reconciliation of their sex. People to continue his computer. Computer Show Xanga. People writing experience, he left the soul of the wounds. He does not want a father.
Many days past. Women and decided to have a wedding. They married in order to replace a child will have two parents. One pair of parents is to become a murderer of a child's cookbook. With one pair of parents with children often looting and killing. Husband and wife is not happy. They often attack each other and said harsh words. Then a powerful dragon rising from the sea. Long eat them both.
Termination.
This story means that you should put a condom on your penis. And may be good, but one should exercise restraint. Baby is not the destruction of a curse.
Hahahahahahaha
@grammarboy - ahh thanks for this. otherwsie i'll have to wait another 6 hours for my grandma to wake up n translate.
weishenme?
Sounds weird.
Frankly, the gratuitous profanity and violence in this post disgusts me. The lesbian sex scenes, though. AWESOME!
@grammarboy - That was the first thing I did.
So the story's basically telling people to "Wrap their tool"?
@maebemaebenot - You're welcome. It may not make a lot of sense, but I think the idea gets across. The only question left is whether ABF knows Chinese or just used Google as I did.
lmao @ the translation grammarboy provided
You're a strange one.
@grammarboy - It actually doesn't make a lot of sense in Chinese either lol!
@grammarboy - Wow, that's a horrible translation... but still funny!
I'll never forget you running bezerk on the welcome wagon leaving messages like this post to innocent HK residents
Don't go out without your Jimmy hat!
@grammarboy - Also, since "recipe" is a French word, I just said that "Having one parent is the cookbook for a child who murders."
Hahahahahahahaha! I'll remember that lesson.
hahahah I laughed pretty damn hard at this.
@Amandasbiggestfan - Wow, that came out badly in translation... by which I mean hiloariously incorrect.
... And I'll take a side order of kung pao chicken ...
now it may be tougher to pick a language to write in when i may not want ppl knowing what i'm talking about, however very few understand my incoherent insane babling anyway....
take care & stay strong <333
είστε χορηγός της Google από τον μεταφραστή υπηρεσία;
what a wonderful public service announcement.
lol I tried and tried to get my Mac to do it, there must be a way
Thank you @grammarboy
x
@relaxolgy -
Δεν έχω καμία συνεργασία με το Google ... Είμαι απλώς μια θαυμαστή ... δεν μπορείτε να αποδείξει τίποτα!
did you just use the translator?
Thank you for your wise words of wisdom. They must be wise. they're in Chinese.
Aww, sehr interessant! Wer schreibt das auf Chinesische für Dich?
Heh, ich finde Chinesische sehr schön aber Wörter auf Chinesische Sprache sind ECH!
Tschuß! ^_^
hahah. seriously. WTF is up with the featured chinese post.?!
Right on.
I got that one too....lol. WTF!
i wish i could read chinese
@CrazyXBeautifulXDisaster - Xanga is looking or an intern that knows how to read/write Chinese... it's true
@relaxolgy - hmmpfh. I didnt know that
@CrazyXBeautifulXDisaster - me neither - until I was snoopy enough to read the post
(also I noticed it was posted by Dan, who's on the Xanga team)
Needs some random English bits that magically make it even harder to understand.
Ah yes, automated translators add incoherence coming and going.
@grammarboy - Oh. OK. Thanks for the translation.
I should probably install more languages onto my computer now.
DaH vetlh ghaHta'
uh, I have no idea what you said, but hello
I be like, "huh?"
Thanks to Grammarboy for the Google translation. Si no no tuviera ni la menor idea de lo que escribiste.
This is so poetic!
Unfortunatly, I have NO idea what it reads.
@VaultESL - Was hast ABF gesagt? Ich habe keine Idee.
Just kidding, I saw the translation provided. I just wanted to practice a bit of German.
LOVE IT!!
Congratulation, laborer.
The masturbation is very pleasant. The rain underpants are interesting.
When a person loves a woman's time, they have the hand. The woman
becomes is pregnant. The woman yells to the human. The human thought
that this is unfair, therefore he yells to the woman. They reconcile
making love. The human continues his computer. The computer
demonstrates Xanga. The human writes the experience, left behind the
scar for his soul. He did not hope that is a father.
Many day of pasts. The woman and the human decided that has a wedding
ceremony. They married, so that the child will be able to replace one
to have two parents. Pair of parents are become a murderer a child's
cookbook. Plunders frequently with a pair of parents' together child
and kills. The husbands and wives are not happy. They will attack each
other frequently and say the brutal word. Then formidable Long Conghai
rises. The dragon eats their two both.
Termination.
This story means that you should put a condom to yours penis. The
nature possibly is good, but should control. The baby cannot a curse
which destroys.
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
什么性交？
@maebemaebenot - that woulda been an odd conversation if your grandma was translating it
Very intellectual. I only saw boxes, but it still looks intelligent indeed.
ok i skimmed it over and didn't catch anything until yin jing (penis). ahhaha this proves that my mind is geared to see these things
umm... maybe if we combined both translations... it would make more sense?
hahah i love the asian wink at the end of the post. nice touch!
haha, very nice
(yay babelfish translator)
I understand completely.
does this mean that amanda's biggest fan is chinese?
@maebemaebenot - LOL its a good thing u didnt ask ur grandmother to translate!
@chloeaudrey - @GERKshinobi -
gee, thank gawd i didnt! damn. she'd think im up to no good!!! *whew*
@CarmenDeBizet - Sin Google, yo no tendría ninguna idea de lo que escribió tampoco.
All I can say is "Amanda pleaseeeeeeeeeeee" lol
fetching the soap
OMG u're terrible. I almost choked on my strepsils reading this. Lol. You directly translated it from English isn't it? LOL. Too damn funny!
I was going to ask what the English translation was, but it appears that grammarboy has already given us a translation. I would like to see a second party verification, though.
I hate simplify Chinese characters
You just got 112 eProps for a post people can't read without assistance.
ZOMG YOU IS A BIG BLOGGER ABF, WILL YOU HELP ME GET FEETURED?
This is just translated directly into Chinese from English through some website, isn't it? It obviously has serious grammar mistakes, some of the sentences has the wrong meaning, though I know what you are trying to say, and the others just don't make sense. Wow I suddenly feel so smart.
@iknowHimdou - Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not a fantastic post at all! This is like, erm, the Chinese version of Engrish.
LOL this is ridiculously funny. =p
amandasbiggestfan I think I love you.
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