October 16, 2008
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BEHOLD
You chipmunks. Get those testicles out of your mouths.
Seriously, psychopathic narcotically-fueled incinerated zygomorphic lethargic leopards of slanderous viscosity blather ineptly at the flittering isotopes of fallaciousness miffing me thoroughly, as though pithy porcupines of glistening fuck-pillows combust spontaneously. Through seething calico teeth, I smell the distinct scent of astralprojected notorious poetic unicorns brandishing fucking M-80s and screaming various profane lexicons, stretching the boundaries of unacceptable vernacular by leaps and bounds. Sweet Jesus. It's like a pteradactyl swooped down and extracted the spinal fluid out of every extroverted strawman's backbones like a Dalek's Gucci purse or some shit. Very soon, I find myself alone in a padded room with a single light shining my face, and a vuluptuously mustachioed Katherine-Harris look-alike shoving Celebrex tablets into my eardrum.
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i'll pretend i understood.
DMV?
Yeah, DMV?
@nimbusthedragon -
@VersaGratis -
No really, are you people aware of any other person that says the word 'Dalek'?
Really, Drak, really.
(I can tell because of the awesome writing skills and the fact that the background is the same grey as his. Zomg.)
now there is one less out of billions who can pull that off!
You have a wedgie? Or DMV?
This isn't zany, family-friendly, ninja talk! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH NORI?!
@CaKaLusa - <- What he said.
It's OK. The IRS audits people all the time.
Whoa. Vocabulary overload, anyone?
Someone wants to show off!!!
Did DMV eat you?
Um, yeah I've got nothing.
I felt like I just read a page or two out of the Thesaurus.
*head explodes*
tl;dr.
Well, more like--too long of a paragraph of that shit; didn't read.
up the meds...you're reverting to high school....
Uhg, I hate chipmunks.
wow.
Did not compute *BOOM* -head a'splode-
Celebrex works as ear plugs?
And it makes a great meat substitute for undershorts!
~Heffer Wolf
DMV ftw
things that make u go HMMM
"notorious poetic unicorns brandishing fucking M-80's"
Now there's something you don't see every day... xD
I'm just gonna go ahead and admit the only word I read was chipmunks.
interesting ..
It looks impressive... but the words are just long, not difficult. Which I appreciate because people don't use long words anymore.
Bursting with vocabulary goodness!
hacked?
that's imagery for you.
If it were any more singsong I'd accuse you of being a complete fucking whackjob, with jazz hands.
Honest first reaction: I should copy and paste this into a translator to get it into common English! ... Wait...
I guess this goes to show what sacrificing your vocabulary in orcer to get friends does. *sigh*
PS- Have fun in your padded room.
@Schristian - I thought I was at DMV's.
Time to break out the lithium, babe. Celebrex isn't going to cut it.
you had me at hello. you had me at hello.
LOL. Seriously, did Drak take over Nori's site for this? xD I can't stop laughing.
Way to go.
Wow, I was reading this thinking DMV hacked into your site, and I open up the comments, and everyone else agrees. hahah
I think that was English. But I'm not quite sure.
ahh, good thing my japanese dictionary is within arm reach...Great, now I understand what you said.
Cool website...thanks for the add
rofl.
nice.
I'm sad to say I understood.
Um..how long did it take you to write THAT?
HAHAHA, I'm not surprised you'd find yourself in a padded room after having written that.
That's like, something I'd whip together when we were asked to user really difficult vocab words in a sentence.
Wow, just wow. Very random yet strangely coherent.
Lol.
~1~
Katherine Harris is so the bomb-diggidy!
Nori pooped a drakonskyr!
I thought Daleks preferred Dolce & Gabbana.
Bitchess, what're you gonna do?
@nimbusthedragon -
@VersaGratis -
@Ironstove -
@aznhellaangel -
@saiducky -
@Rveblade -
no, people. no. a bad...very very bad, embarrassingly contrived attempt at DMV. If I'm wrong then Drak should end his writing career.
i like how you did this post's color format
only you could do this and still have it rocket up the Top Blogs list. Kudos. You can do no wrong. You're a xanga deity at this point.
totally. and i say this with fully knowing i fit that mold well. except the celebrex part. i stopped taking the pills long enough to remember what every one of those words means, so if it's verbose it doesn't matter.
it's a sign of creative word association and that's good because i'm into art.
What did you smoke?
huh?
A Katharine Harris- look alike of any kind is scary and frightening!
I wonder if that truly gave out a thought. I'm confused -_-
Your site has been hacked by the DMV.
I am sorry you had to go through that. Sounds like a painful and crappy day.
uhh..the vocabulary is waaayyyy too much for me to handle.
IN YOUR FACE
@Ironstove - EXTERMINATE!
well. chipmunks are cute anyway.
Why do people keep saying DMV? Isn't that's where you go to get your driver's license?
Also, I am quite proud of myself for knowing what "zygomorphic" means...generally. YAY BIOLOGY! AND YAY CHIPMUNKS!
Megan
I think I got through the first line before I gave up. Get some rest, it sounds like you need it.
Er ... I don't get it. Regardless of how many times I reread it. LOL. :p
I'm not sure what that was about, but I think the padded room would be appropriate for you at this point.
I'll pretend I understood...
Toooooo many big words :O
Delicious word salad.
Uh, Lizard_SF uses Dalek, but his grasp of the scatological and testicular pales in comparison to DMV's virtuosity.
LOL WUT?
I love you
@Carolina17 - Is this really on the Top Blogs? Sheesh. I wouldn't look at that list, though. I think it's evil.
huh?
This is as random as it gets.
i think my brain just broke trying to read it the second time. you'll be hearing from my lawyer.
whoa...wtf...
~Spyked~
ChiYokLown
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