December 11, 2008
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Profound Quotes
It's time for some zen. Don't you just love zen? You come home from work, tired, sweaty, hungry, occasionally covered in blood, and you just say to yourself "Man, I'd like some zen right now."
So, I'd like to get some awesome quotes of wisdom from you. Actually, they don't have to be wise. They can be anything, including random thoughts like "I wish someone would manufacture edible bike tires that came in five flavors"
Simply just leave me a comment with your quote! Originally, I said "send me a message" but that confused the hell out of everyone, so go ahead and comment.Quotes are now closed, due to AIDS.
Ze quotes:
"Remember to use protection. You don't want to get AIDS." ~ Avenuetothereal
"If life gives you lemons, throw them back and aim to kill." ~ Abbylyne
"Wake me up before you go-go, don't leave me hangin like a yo yo" ~ TheCheshireGrins
"A fish stinks from the head." ~ Saintvi
"If you walk into the band room, prepare to have an orgasm." ~ Laurenmaureen
"Treasure your failures, it is time to learn something." ~ Xetronic
"Be there or be circle... 'cuase it's hip to be a square!" ~ Wynnw"...and anyone who doesn't agree is a terrorist." ~ pimpjoosse
"In a perfect world, we would all agree on one right way to think. Which, of course, is mine." ~ CHS_drummer
"Penis." ~ Resolc
"I was the one who said life was fair. Apparently I was wrong and terribly misinformed." ~ Moktral
"WHERE IS MY BAKALAVA?!?!" ~ sarahb_86
"Just when you think things couldn't get any worse, they go and bloody do." ~ dewdropsonthegrass
"The Beckhams are so beautiful, they should be crucified." ~ o_dirty_blonde_o
"BSI: the way to live." ~ dryvona"What the hell." ~ rveblade
"Confucius says: Every night rub one out, roll over and go to bed. No mo insomnia..." ~ deux02
"That won't really make you go blind" ~ TheTheologiansCafe
"There are no dumb questions. Just dumb people." ~ Yakko1
"A whole bunch of useless adds up to a little bit of nothing, which eventually becomes something of equal or lesser value." ~ LtSpanky
""i drank what?" - socrates" ~ RedPopAnnie
"Hell, life just fucking sucks sometimes. But sometimes it swallows too, so it works out." ~ Revolutionary22
“It’s never too late to be who you might have been” ~ CrazyXBeautifulXDisaster
"Ow! It's raining." ~ CallMeViolet"Hairy palms are a myth" ~ Chinese_Sait0u
"A thimble is like a small metal cup. Good for dancing, but never at Christmas." ~ Weirdbean
"Life turned me into a newt, but I got better" ~ RaVnR
"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think." ~ Heidenkind
"Get your freakin life together!" ~ AzumaRyoko
"Ninjas can use their ninja stars to impregnate people? Well fuck me sideways." ~ Laryssa
"Quote me on it." ~ CaKaLusa
"In an alternate universe, instead of cheap M&M knockoffs, Skittles take the form of charming ecstasy pills. Yeah, taste the rainbow." ~ ecafrusehtrednu
"Fuck." ~ Whotakethmycoke
"stupid is contagious" ~ Bluedreamer85
"Pass the sour cream, please." ~ Purplepixiepoo
"OH YES IT'S THE PREVIEWS THAT COME ON BEFORE THE MOVIE YAY?!?!?!?!?" ~ imakescenes
"Remember, it's hard to talk with your foot in your mouth." ~ skygge_shadow
"Never stick a fork in the toaster." ~ Lostinthelyrics
"I really shouldn't have licked that doorknob..." ~ Blanket_attack
"History never repeats." ~ Clockworkbunny
"YOU FAIL AT PENCILS!" ~ HeyItsRazzy
"An apple a day keeps constipation away." ~ LucyWrites
"Ships in a harbor are safe. But that is not what ships are built for." ~ RobinzRantz
"That which does not kill me, had better fucking RUN." ~ SladeTheGreyFox
"No use crying over spilled milk, throw some cookies down with it!" ~ AlterEgo909
"My cat's breath smells like cat food." ~ Doraemonxo
"It's not stalking, it's investigating." ~ ilydarling_x"When in doubt, shout out, 'That's what she said!'" ~ Meriibunny
"you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." ~ mimlefruits
"Work hard, Play hard" ~ Aliceandrandy
"She told me she was 18, officer" ~ Ldjucb3
"A book a day keeps stupidity at bay." ~ azngirl4evah
"sex and violence" ~ MyNameIsDenverMax
"Live for the moments you can't put into words." ~ Saraplaintall
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." ~ I_am_twilight
"And although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." ~ xo_vintagelove_xo
"Remember sweety....Its our AIDs" ~ Helena1600
"It's not chance, it's luck" ~ npr32486
"Drama is like STD's mostly everyone thats got it doesn't know" ~ Liquid_sexxi
"if litter = garbage , then literature = litter mature. hell yea" ~ m0410450
"Satan got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday." ~ Grizzy13
"Jesus did it for the lulz." ~ Another_rebel_without_a_cause
"Guns don't kill people. I DO!" ~ BlackShadowWave"it's amazing what a toe can do." ~ howsaboutsomemilk
"Anyone wanna play ass-grab?" ~ Lithium98
"Just be glad you don't live in Uruguay.... how ironic would that be!?" ~ Kinkofer
"love is like a bird, when you least expect it, it craps all over your face" ~ Zayin_michael"who hasn't felt in their hearts a half-warmed fish?" ~ Black_lie
"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ flutteredlotus
"If you eat ramen before doing housework, you will get pregnant with a pineapple." ~ prototype_abbeyancyF7
"THIS IS SPARTAAAA" ~ Pink_ittenz
"Learn from my mistakes." ~ overly_toasted_bread
"I LOVE Yu! ...GiOh" ~ HappyJen85"In Soviet Russia, Zen quote makes YOU!" ~ FireMapleSong
"Masturbation is just having sex with the one you love the most." ~ Vicious_deliciousx
"two cigarettes can stop a coughing fit like magic!" ~ LA2SF_HWY
"Oh god... fries!!" ~ Earthdragon_535
"Dumb man walk home. Wise man rides on a cow." ~ aznsam999"Life is hard, get over it." ~ keystspf
"Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine." ~ Wanabperfectordead
"Don't drop the soap." ~ BarelyJen
"Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent" ~ Weatherbs
"No wonder there's such a shortage of kittens around my apartment..." ~ NimbusTheDragon
"You can't go backwards out your ass." ~ jo_jo_06
"Bow chicka bow wow" ~ DJShiGirl"To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." ~ Abtobo_Slackumancer
"Don't pick your nose unless you know what you are going to do with the boogers." ~ Andyglasser
"no self, no problem!" ~ KrillinKC
"The average American walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That's 41 MPG. One more reason to be proud to be an American." ~ Dare2bdiferentt
"They call it a red flag because you're supposed to pay attention to it." ~ Sydderriffic
"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black." ~ Guavajelly91
"Life's short. Eat dessert first." ~ Skylar_rose
"In the long run, selfishness will always hurt you more than selflessness." ~ Elgaberino
"The average person doesn't exist" ~ StrokeofThought
"Guns don't kill people; they just make it ridiculously easy to do so." ~ Kenwats
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This should be interesting
"That won't really make you go blind" Thetheologianscafe
I think I'm fresh out of profound. How bout stupid, ignorant, and not really that funny?
How's about a quote from "Buckaroo Banzai"?
Always remember, wherever you you go, there you are!
I'm thinking there will be some rather interesting things going up there ...
Hrmm... "There are no dumb questions. Just dumb people."
@sarahb_86 - If you go to the very top of the page where it says "visiting: ATTR" "subscribe" "ratings" etc, roll your mouse over subscribe and there is an option to send a message. This works for everyone, in case you can't find someone elses send msg link, which happens to me all the time.
Oh yeah, I'm totally covered in blood right now.
@StewieIsMyHero - Awesome thanks! I really did not know that.
@sarahb_86 - No problem! I use it religiously, so much easier than searching someones page for the link.
Hahahaha. I like the lemon one.
Cool. From the looks of it, it looks like most of them are supposed to be funny.
But I am not too good at humor.
So here is mine…
“It’s never too late to be who you might have been”
I don't remember what it was concerning, but my old friend Ty said this once at 3 'o clock in the morning:
"A whole bunch of useless adds up to a little bit of nothing, which eventually becomes something of equal or lesser value."
Haha, this are interesting. You might want to change that message to comment, it seems to be how most people are doing it.
Clearly, I didn't proof read.
"i drank what?" - socrates
"I wish someone would manufacture edible bike tires that came in five flavors"
I believe those are called "condoms".
Quotes are stupid high school putter. It's super annoying when you've read the book the quote came from, and it's being used in the wrong manner. Not that my inferior intellect could argue, so I usually site the book and walk away. Maybe somebody else will read in the future.
"Hell, life just fucking sucks sometimes. But sometimes it swallows too, so it works out." Revolutionary22
"Sometimes I get to a stop sign and want to stay."
"Ow! It's raining."
"Hairy palms are a myth" ~ Chinese_Sait0u
A thimble is like a small metal cup. Good for dancing, but never at Christmas.
I have no profound quotes to offer you. My brain is pretty much mush for studying for my final.
"Life turned me into a newt, but I got better"
That's something that my friend Jesse once said. I quote him on it all the time.
You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
(actually Dorothy Parker said that)
Those are all great~but I think What the hell is my favorite.
My favorite quote: "You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me." C.S. Lewis
(Not really profound or informative, but....)
"Get your freakin life together!"
Quote that gets me through every day in college.
"Ninjas can use their ninja stars to impregnate people? Well fuck me sideways."
"Quote me on it."
"In an alternate universe, instead of cheap M&M knockoffs, Skittles take the form of charming ecstasy pills. Yeah, taste the rainbow." - ecafrusehtrednu
"stupid is contagious"
"Stick your nose in a rubber hose, you walking flea condo."-Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)
also...
"Fuck." -Me
@RaVnR - That would be a hack off of monty pythons: holy grail. But a good quote none the less. And it was a witch that turned him into a newt.
Pass the sour cream, please.
"OH YES IT'S THE PREVIEWS THAT COME ON BEFORE THE MOVIE YAY?!?!?!?!?"
Remember, it's hard to talk with your foot in your mouth.
Never look a gifted horse in the mouth...grab it's balls, squeeze, and tell it to turn right and cough...assuming it has balls.
"Never stick a fork in the toaster."
"I really shouldn't have licked that doorknob..."
"History never repeats." That's the title of a song by the now-defunct New Zealand music group, Split Enz.
"If you walk into the band room, prepare to have an orgasm" is my favorite on your list... because it's so true.
I used to keep a notebook where I wrote down random things I heard people say. It was a pretty impressive list. Some of my favorites:
"My nose prefers not to wear clothes"
"Does it taste like purple?"
"Babies come from a factory and they're shipped directly to you from Taiwan."
"I'm taking off my pants, nobody look!"
"YOU FAIL AT PENCILS!"
"Would you eat the moon if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs?"
An apple a day keeps constipation away.
We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do.
The trouble with getting it right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Ships in a harbor are safe. But that is not what ships are built for.
"That which does not kill me, had better fucking RUN."
No use crying over spilled milk, throw some cookies down with it!- AlterEgo909
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
"It's not stalking, it's investigating."
When in doubt, shout out, "That's what she said!"
"you're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"I'm back with a smack and ready to attack. Stair at my lips and see they are wet. I know how you're doing (by looking at your pants) and this how, we call it a comeback"
My motto I live by: "Work hard, Play hard" -Aliceandrandy
she told me she was 18 officer
"A book a day keeps stupidity at bay."
sex and violence
mmm...
"Live for the moments you can't put into words."
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left."
-Marilyn Monroe
"And although we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid." (From Mary Poppins)
ahem.
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around or desert you! Never gonna say goodbye never gonna make you cry, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!"
Remember sweety....Its our AIDs
=]
-Nathaniel
"It's not chance, it's luck"
"Drama is like STD's mostly everyone thats got it doesn't know"
@SladeTheGreyFox - This one I like.
"A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver, if he's persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' '...Those are trees.' "Trust me.' " -Demetri Martin
if litter = garbage , then literature = litter mature. hell yea
"Satan got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday."
Jesus did it for the lulz.
"Guns don't kill people. I DO!"
-Some movie.
it's amazing what a toe can do.
Anyone wanna play ass-grab?
LOL. 'stupid is contagious' is the best!
The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off. -Gloria Steinem
"Just be glad you don't live in Uruguay.... how ironic would that be!?"
"Don't think or judge, just listen."
from "Just Listen" by Sarah Dessen
who hasn't felt in their hearts a half-warmed fish? - william spooner
"love is like a bird, when you least expect it, it craps all over your face"
"If you eat ramen before doing housework, you will get pregnant with a pineapple."
"THIS IS SPARTAAAA"
*rawr*
@pink_ittenz - I haven't seen you around in forever!
Okay so mine are kinda profound:
Love is hard enough to find in the world, what with people not knowing what sex they want to be or be with, so with all these obstacles, why would we further restrict love by making race a factor.
True love doesn't see color, it reaches to the deepest part of a person and causes electricity from their toes to hair tips and forever changes them for the better, 'cause if it don't make you better, then it ain't love.
(Both mine, from a book I'm writing. I say the first quote all the time though)
Here's a few:
The most important time is now, for it is the only moment over which you have any control.
I'm still trying to figure things out...
Learn from my mistakes.
I LOVE Yu! ...GiOh
In Soviet Russia, Zen quote makes YOU!
Masturbation is just having sex with the one you love the most.
two cigarettes can stop a coughing fit like magic!
This was awesome!!
A quote I got from my friend...
"Oh god... fries!!" ~Donut the BAMF
Dumb man walk home. Wise man rides on a cow.
"Life is hard, get over it."
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"The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." ~ flutteredlotus
cute. ironic. true.
This was great! I needed a laugh this morning...here's one I heard...
Never wear fire as a hat
"YOU BASTARDS!!!" ,"Your mom is on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.", "Screw you guys, I'm going home." All from South Park & another just for the hell of it, "Neighbours should rarely be seen & NEVER fucken heard!" & yes, i have no life, i just watch tv.
"When life gives you lemons, throw them at boys."
-OR-
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence you ever tried."
Use your favorite.
Don't drop the soap.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity" and "Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent" are two of my favorites.
"No wonder there's such a shortage of kittens around my apartment..."
I would add something witty, but I don't want to read through all of these comments to make sure my quote isn't the same as someone else's. What can I say? It's a lazy morning.
You can't go backwards out your ass.
You are hillarious to say the least.
Can I just say that "we have to be careful in case of AIDS" (paraphrasing the first quote) is in most pocket handbooks of foreign languages - under the dating section! I've seen it in Spanish and French so far.
"Bow chicka bow wow"
"To make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."
Don't pick your nose unless you know what you are going to do with the boogers.
lol, how about some actual zen: "no self, no problem!" -krillinkc
...is that a zergling in the bottom of my screen there?
Awww... I'm kinda sad now. Not a lot, but a little. Next time, I'll write something better...
Wait, I got a better one. I think.
"The average American walks 900 miles a year and drinks 22 gallons of beer. That's 41 MPG. One more reason to be proud to be an American." - Dare2BDiferentt
"They call it a red flag because you're supposed to pay attention to it."
"It's like, how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black." --This is Spinal Tap
"Life's short. Eat dessert first."
In the long run, selfishness will always hurt you more than selflessness.
hehehe... Quotes are always fun.
@kenwats - I changed it to "leave a comment with quote". I'll still put yours up, because I like you, but sheesh, no one follows the directions, plus, I got a bunch of song lyrics and quotes from famous people that are neither original or funny.
"The average person doesn't exist." StrokeofThought
@AvenueToTheReal - Thanks!! That makes me happy. I should've followed the new, updated instructions instead of following the original ones. I guess I was trying to make a point... *sigh*
I feel kinda bad since people that can't follow directions drive me crazy, too. I'm starting to think that following directions, in itself, is a talent.
I love the dessert one. xD
Your Zen just makes my day.
(this isn't a quote I'm actualy being friendly)
if you live in the moment, all will have pertinence, but if you live in eternity, nothing is real.
Dear Norimoto,
Thank your for dropping by my blog and leaving a comment.
The Stegosaurus is my favorite dinosaur too! Although I'd never think of having sex with one. Must be my age.
Well, you say your search for quotes is closed, but here's mine.
"Those who misconstrue the lessons life teaches and do not learn by them are usually the ones who complain about the random nature of existence. There are those who passively become part of their own scenery, and there are those who carry around their own paintbrushes"
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool
AIDS? Damn those green-apple-flavored-frilly rubbers. *swears in Egyptian*
RYC- I have been on a self inflicted self-piteous writer's exile. I lie. I have been an ASS at commenting.
How have you been?
xx
Abstinence, a good joke that will make you feel like absolute shit when you realize it.
Don't be sad that it's over; be happy that it happened.
if you find that sexy their is something very wrong with you.
"it's complicated."
you seem funny.
you are popular.
I wasn't eyeballing him. I was practicing my assessment skills.
Opinions are like assholes... everyone's got one and they all stink.
I just can't believe, out of all the tripe and drivel I've been writing over the years, you couldn't find one thing to quote me on. Clearly I need to go stick my head in the over, although with my luck, I'd end up tripping on the way over and end up exposing myself to the ceiling fan on my way over...but hey; I've always wanted a smaller ass.
Okay, that featured question answer was awesome.
whatever happened to drugs, sex, and rock and roll? now all we have is AIDS, crack, and techno.
"I've got a ham but I'm not a hamster."
Are you serious? Do you have a life? You complied all these and still call yourself a socializing human being? Wow.. get off xanga.
You know, when I left the above comment, Xanga asked me if I wanted to stay connected to you. If they had an option besides "No thanks" such as "I would rather be shot in the head," I would have picked that option instead.
Damnit i missed this too..Oh well i will write my quote now via comment..
"Run bitch! Run!!"
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