January 9, 2009

  • Layout Site Wars!

    Lately, there's been some controversy on Xanga, or as I like to call it "business as usual". Someone is always complaining about something somewhere, and I think those people should take up a hobby, such as rollerblading, or designing clothes for farm animals.

    Anyhow, if you haven't jumped on the I-hate-mass-messages bandwagon, then I highly recommend it. It's the only bandwagon that offers free pizza during break hours. The I-hate-twilight bandwagon promised donuts, but during the meetings, passed out little bags of pretzels. I stood up indignantly. "What the hell. Seriously, what. The. Hell." I said, and walked out. Metaphorically.

    Anyhow, whereas most people refuse to grow balls, and start all their mass messages with "I know you all utterly despise these, and I humbly beg for your forgiveness...", sites that specialize in designing html layouts will send out dozens per day without shame.

    The other day, I received one that went something like this:

    click to enlarge, that is, if you want to risk insanity.

    From what I gathered through a series of mass messages, Lauren's started a site to make layouts for glamorous socialites who go to clubs and chilll (yes, with three l's.) and then Chelsea, (who is a whore) started making layouts exactly like theirs. This, of course, was a travesty and a slap in the face to artists everywhere. Look at one of the sites Lauren designed:

    Hours of artistic talent, plagiarized.

    Of course, the hundreds, perhaps thousands of girls subbed to Chelsea thought they were getting original designs. Alas! It was not so! The only solution, of course, is for everyone to unsubscribe to Chelsea, because OBVIOUSLY, everyone in the world knows who she is.

    But why would Chelsea do such a thing?

    Look:

    dun dun dun!

    NEVER MESS WITH LAUREN, MAN.


    Note to lays: This post is not making fun of you. Note that "not" is underlined. Some of you make very awesome and artistic layouts. Nothing in this post actually happened... or did it? Well, legally, it didn't, and all similiarities to actual layout site girls, whether living or dead, or zombies, is unintentional and purely coincidental. Furthermore, I thought you might find this post funny, but in case you decided to take it as a personal insult, then my most pressing legal advice is to chilll. I respect you as people; I just find the drama silly and think we need to surround ourselves with positive energies.

    Xanga Drama: Entertaining or huge turn-off?

    Thoughts?

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